Saturday, 01 November 2008
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Halloween Joke
So my wife and I were arguing about what to go to this halloween party dressed as... over and over I kept getting shot down. I said a ghost, zombie, carrot... etc. not good. She wanted to go dressed as a slave, or some kitten thing or something... I said no because she shot me down 8)
Well after all of this she finally stormed out of the room and came back wearing nothing but a lemon in between her legs...
She just had this look like she was the victor to the argument.
I left the room and came back naked with a potato in between my legs!
She asked, "Well what the hell are you supposed to be?"
I said, "If you're going as a sourpuss I'm going as a dictator!!"
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Comments (17)
That's the best story I have ever heard. You and your wife sound like an awesome and fun couple! This brought a smile to my face..:)
@desertrose2890 - thank you for reading, it's a silly joke but I liked it!
That's bad, but I laughed anyway.
hahah...this is a good one. Was talking to a friend on the phone (he's in Alaska as well) and reading this to him and he says "all of a sudden I'm in the mood for lemon-ade"
Men! LOL
Very funny
LMAO
hahaha *giggles*
@polarpaul - I know it's a little corny but funny
@IShouldWriteaBook - I thought so, not so much to say just a small giggle.
Hahaha. That's a good one!
haha that's a good one!!
Oh my gosh, I want to video tape your life.
@FreeTheFun - That would be a very short film... I mean I'm flattered but my wife and I just sit around and talk about politics and our dog! We make songs about him and our cat... we have fun
@portasaurus - politics and dog talking is good enough for my camera lense, especially considering yesterdays political events. :)
@FreeTheFun - Well *scratches his head*... we do a lot of debating, sometimes involving our dog in the discussion. He just cocks his head when we ask him a direct question and barks really loud if my wife and I get too into the conversation
@polarpaul - I know it's really cheesy, it's but fun you know?
too funny. thanks for the smile. :)